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New Merchandise


INFANT SHIRTS

We all know how impressionable young children are and it is with that simple fact in mind that THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN have generously re-commissioned the ‘Loin Fruit’ range of child sized shirts in order for YOU to create the RIGHT impression on your offspring. What better way to instil the standards we have come to expect upon your minors than to have them sport the emblem of YOUR favourite group proudly upon their little chests?
Available in four sizes to accommodate these popular age groups.. 3-5 yrs .. 6-8 yrs … 9-11 yrs and 12-14 yrs, these shirts are ideally suited to the task and will surely render them the envy of their peers!

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POLO SHIRTS

We at THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN have deemed it appropriate at this time to point out to YOU our LOYAL family the growing concern regarding the deportment of our post pubescent family. It has long been our view that the Tee-Shirt is the uniform of the scruffy teenage delinquent and as such it is unseemly to offer no alternative for the Adult faithful…until now!

It is with great pride therefore that we announce the New Cardiacs POLO SHIRT!

Its smart yet casual cotton pique construction makes this apparel suitable for both work AND play, equally at home, on the factory floor or in the municipal gymnasium, illuminating the wearer as one possessing the dignity becoming of those who have transcended their impenetrable adolescence. We will of course be continuing the usual selection of shirts for the more ‘casual’ amongst you.

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LIMITED EDITION LONG SLEEVE SHIRT Celebrating Cardiacs UK tour with The Wildhearts 2004.

Back print… "THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN hereby PROUDLY certifies the wearer of this quality garment as neither sluggard nor excuse maker who’s LOYALTY DEMANDED they have the necessary gumption or fortitude to have attended at their promptitude one or all of the following… 08/12/04: London - Astoria 09/12/04: Manchester - MDH (Uni) 10/12/04: Glasgow - Garage 11/12/04: Sheffield - Leadmill 13/12/04: Cambridge - Junction 14/12/04: Bristol Anson Rooms 15/12/04: Wolverhampton - Wulfrun Hall"
 
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MOUSEMAT
  
New, a beautiful mouse mat celebrating the full nine-piece incarnation of your favourite group.
  
Let their knowing countenance guide your hand.
  
You will never falter again.
  
available from the merchandise page

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