Archive for 2006

SHOW TIMES

Wednesday, November 8th, 2006

THERE NOW FOLLOWS AN ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN. Cardiacs London Astoria Theatre 10 November 2006. The shows will start early.   There are few among us who have not endured the cleansing rigours of a harsh education, few who do not still consult the Slide Rule, feel the birch, or apply The Left-Hand Screw Principle […]

LAST CALL FOR THE LOYAL

Wednesday, October 25th, 2006

Winter draws in, both for the loyal and the heretic, yet there are those among us, the naysayers, the gullible, the downright suggestible that would have us believe we are currently undergoing an atmospheric shift.
We must, they claim, be wary of leaving running taps and disposing of refuse in whatever way we see fit, […]

CARDIACS CONCERT ALERT!

Tuesday, August 1st, 2006

There now follows an announcement from THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN CARDIACS PLAY LONDON ASTORIA FRIDAY NOVEMBER 10TH 2006 WITH EXTRA EXTRA SPECIAL SUPPORT GUESTS!!! Recently THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN asked YOU for your opinions regarding your favourite group’s decision to forgo all live performances until new recordings are completed. Despite the recording commitments that have been […]

Tim Smith On Tour

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006

There now follows an announcement from THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN. In the interest of putting a public face on more covert, esoteric "backdoor" activities, it has been decided that TIM SMITH, member of Cardiacs and loyal representative of THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN, is to tour with Ginger from The Wildhearts new band GINGER AND THE SONIC […]

Saturday, February 25th, 2006

THERE NOW FOLLOWS AN ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN. NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS  With respect THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN.