CARDIACS CONCERT ALERT!
CARDIACS PLAY LONDON ASTORIA FRIDAY NOVEMBER 10TH 2006
WITH EXTRA EXTRA SPECIAL SUPPORT GUESTS!!!
Recently THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN asked YOU for your opinions regarding your favourite group’s decision to forgo all live performances until new recordings are completed.
Despite the recording commitments that have been imposed upon them, Cardiacs were so overwhelmed by your response to their pathetic conundrum that they begged to
change the course of fate.
Never wanting to bite the hand that feeds, and in showing respect and loyalty to YOU, THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN have deemed it appropriate at this time to announce the unflinching truth that Cardiacs WILL play in London in November.
Your letters have proved just the tonic the band needed after the recent spate of Biblical Woe rained upon them, courtesy of The Vengeful Concern.
No one likes a show off, but “someone” or perhaps “someones” have been getting rather
big for their boots.
The matter has been looked into and corrected.
The concert will NOT impede Cardiacs recording obligations.
A tally has been made of the songs YOU would like Cardiacs to perform.
In the spirit of fair play, and in what THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN see
as a BINDING OBLIGATION this tally has been passed onto the band themselves
in an envelope marked ‘SURLY EVIDENCE’.
EXCELLENT NEWS!
Cardiacs will be supported by very special guests THE GODDAMN WHORES.
Despite their ‘blue’ moniker, THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN can reveal the THE GODDAMN WHORES are Random Jon Poole’s astonishing new group.
Jon, who used to play guitar in Cardiacs and is currently in The Wildhearts, will be joined on stage by Ginger (out of The Wildhearts) and Dean Pearson (out of The Flowers of Evil).
Other star musicians in Jon’s band are yet to be announced.
This concert will be a good thing to attend.
As always, YOU will do well to buy tickets early.
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With respect
THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN