LIVE RADIO SESSION
There now follows an announcement from THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN
A guarantee is a binding agreement, a warrant that something WILL happen. How, then, to guarantee one’s safety, one’s future, one’s EYES?
THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN knows YOU expect too much.
Have YOU ever wondered why it is Cardiacs withhold their blazing joys?
Stow tight their luminescent hue?
It is YOUR fault.
ALL your faults.
Like a single insistent child, hewn into many. Amassed, "I want, I want".
THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN has heard you many times.
In the interests of fair-play THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN maintains that with all ‘dressing downs’ comes THE SWEETENER.
THE SWEETENER will be on offer to the Faithful and the Unfaithful.
The Loyal and the Disloyal.
It will be received, gratefully, on June 28th 2007.
Details on THE SWEETENER;
Cardiacs will play the songs YOU love live in session on
MARC RILEY’S ROCKET SCIENCE RADIO SHOW on BBC 6 MUSIC from 7pm.
Thursday 28th June 2007.
YOU will stand by YOUR radio.
YOU will press up YOUR vile ear to the tinny-sounding speaker.
YOUR heart will erupt and YOUR guts will swirl.
Like the angry sea, like all biblical storm.
YOUR big eyes might POP OUT OF YOUR HEAD.
THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN guarantees this.
With respect
THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN.