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A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

Thursday, November 5th, 2009

There now follows a special announcement from THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN
It is with great pride that we are able to share with you the first grumbling evidence of the stalled machinery surrounding CARDIACS beginning to twitch and stumble into life before your loyal but sometimes, one might say, disbelieving eyes.
We therefore take this timely opportunity […]

THERE NOW FOLLOWS AN ANNOUNCEMENT OF GREAT IMPORTANCE FROM THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN

Monday, September 14th, 2009

With ever an eye for a worthy cause and in light of current events THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN would deem it especially prudent to take
note and peruse the following announcement.
Young Sally Morgan has taken upon herself the HEROIC task of participating in the GREAT NORTHERN RUN as a means of raising money to
further the causes […]

THERE NOW FOLLOWS AN ANNOUNCEMENT OF GREAT IMPORTANCE FROM THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN

Thursday, June 25th, 2009

A full year has now passed by silently and stealthily yet with ever an eye on promptitude and a passion for consistency it now falls upon THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN to provide this timely annual update to YOU our ever faithful family regarding the health and condition of Tim Smith.
One complete year on from […]

There now follows an announcement from THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008

Due to the extenuating circumstances we find ourselves in following the health issues pertaining to CARDIACS very own Tim Smith we have deemed it appropriate at this time to officially call to a halt all activities concerning CARDIACS for the foreseeable future. It therefore falls upon us to reluctantly cancel the forthcoming tour booked for […]

There now follows an announcement from THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

As some of you have no doubt become aware, Tim Smith, the stalwart front man of your beloved CARDIACS has fallen foul of ill health.
In order to quash any rumours and idle tittle-tattle amongst the faithful we find it appropriate at this time to furnish you with the necessary information to perhaps remove the worried […]

Shop order delays

Monday, July 7th, 2008

Please accept our apologies but there will be delays dispatching online orders at this time. Your patience is appreciated.

LIVE BBC RADIO SESSION

Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008

LIVE BBC RADIO SESSION Cardiacs will be performing three songs LIVE in the studio on Marc Riley’s Brain Surgery show on Monday 23rd June between 7 and 9:30pm, On BBC 6 Music. Tune in early. The first song will be performed at 7pm and the following two at 7:30. THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN takes this opportunity to remind […]

Some news for now…

Monday, May 12th, 2008

 
 
There now follows an announcement from
THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN. THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN, as a trusty conduit to keep YOU abreast of developments, can report that CARDIACS have once again deigned to raise their sour heads over the parapet and perform a series of shows in the UK later this year. The tour dates follow […]

EVIDENCE

Tuesday, October 30th, 2007

 There now follows an announcement from THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN In order to keep YOUR FAVOURITE GROUP alert, THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN wish to announce that, by way of punishment, CARDIACS do not have the faintest idea exactly which songs they will be performing from night to night on the approaching 2007 TOUR. Read on, and […]

NOVEMBER TOUR 2007

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007

THERE NOW FOLLOWS AN ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN  In the interest of keeping ‘idle talk’ to a minimum THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN feels the time is RIGHT to officially announce the support acts for Cardiacs forthcoming tour.  THE GOD DAMN WHORES will be opening proceedings.   Anyone who witnessed the CRUSHING ASSAULT and frequent […]