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SHOW TIMES

Wednesday, November 8th, 2006

THERE NOW FOLLOWS AN ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN. Cardiacs London Astoria Theatre 10 November 2006. The shows will start early.   There are few among us who have not endured the cleansing rigours of a harsh education, few who do not still consult the Slide Rule, feel the birch, or apply The Left-Hand Screw Principle […]

LAST CALL FOR THE LOYAL

Wednesday, October 25th, 2006

Winter draws in, both for the loyal and the heretic, yet there are those among us, the naysayers, the gullible, the downright suggestible that would have us believe we are currently undergoing an atmospheric shift.
We must, they claim, be wary of leaving running taps and disposing of refuse in whatever way we see fit, […]

CARDIACS CONCERT ALERT!

Tuesday, August 1st, 2006

There now follows an announcement from THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN CARDIACS PLAY LONDON ASTORIA FRIDAY NOVEMBER 10TH 2006 WITH EXTRA EXTRA SPECIAL SUPPORT GUESTS!!! Recently THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN asked YOU for your opinions regarding your favourite group’s decision to forgo all live performances until new recordings are completed. Despite the recording commitments that have been […]

Tim Smith On Tour

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006

There now follows an announcement from THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN. In the interest of putting a public face on more covert, esoteric "backdoor" activities, it has been decided that TIM SMITH, member of Cardiacs and loyal representative of THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN, is to tour with Ginger from The Wildhearts new band GINGER AND THE SONIC […]

Saturday, February 25th, 2006

THERE NOW FOLLOWS AN ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN. NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS  With respect THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN.

TICKETS SOLD OUT

Monday, December 12th, 2005

THERE NOW FOLLOWS AN ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN. ALL TICKETS FOR THE CARDIACS SECRET GIGS HAVE BEEN SOLD.  With respect THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN.

Tickets on sale now!

Sunday, December 11th, 2005

THERE NOW FOLLOWS AN ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN. Please be advised that tickets for Cardiacs Special SECRET Concerts are on sale NOW! Cardiacs will be playing a different set on each night. 1st night 21st December 2005 - Vol I of "The Special Garage Concerts"2nd night 22nd December 2005 - Vol II of "The Special Garage […]

Tickets Alert!

Friday, December 9th, 2005

THERE NOW FOLLOWS AN ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN. ATTENTION!!! Tickets for Cardiacs Special SECRET Concerts will be going on sale on Sunday 11th December at 6pm. It is on this date and at this time that you will receive instructions on how to purchase your tickets. Ticket will be sold on a strictly "First Come First […]

Secret Gigs Alert!

Monday, November 28th, 2005

A SPECIAL UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY FROM THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN TO YOU Cardiacs will be playing TWO SPECIAL SECRET CONCERTS at The Bull and Gate in Kentish Town, London on the 21st and 22nd of December.  Cardiacs will be performing Volumes One and Two of "The Special Garage Concerts" CDs The 21st of December will be Volume One.The […]

IMPORTANT NOTICE!

Friday, November 4th, 2005

Cardiacs Tour. Cardiacs will be performing NO LATER than 9pm on all of their upcoming dates EXCEPT London Astoria Theatre where Cardiacs will take to the stage NO LATER than 8.15pm!  These times are set in stone and are NON-NEGOTIABLE. Therefore may we respectfully suggest you attend at your earliest promptitude in order to avoid bitter disappointment.  Cardiacs’ […]