Archive for the 'News' Category

NEW SINGLE

Friday, October 5th, 2007

THERE NOW FOLLOWS AN ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN
Matlock, Derbyshire houses Richard Arkwright’s first mill.
Many would have you believe that Arkwright, the inventor of the ‘Spinning Frame’ (allegedly re-named ‘the water frame’) was the catalyst of the so-called industrial revolution. Look right out of YOUR window. Can you see the sorry mess that […]

CARDIACS ON TOUR NOV 2007

Monday, July 30th, 2007

  The loyal… the faithful… the trustful.
YOU are all of these things.Once was a time when THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN was A FIRM HAND, A GUIDE, A FRIEND if you will.THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN feel it’s flock has grown into responsible pillars, and is proud of its hard work. And YOURS.What of the so-called newcomers, […]

LIVE RADIO SESSION

Wednesday, June 6th, 2007

There now follows an announcement from THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN
A guarantee is a binding agreement, a warrant that something WILL happen. How, then, to guarantee one’s safety, one’s future, one’s EYES?THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN knows YOU expect too much.Have YOU ever wondered why it is Cardiacs withhold their blazing joys? Stow tight their luminescent hue?It […]

SHOW TIMES

Wednesday, November 8th, 2006

THERE NOW FOLLOWS AN ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN. Cardiacs London Astoria Theatre 10 November 2006. The shows will start early.   There are few among us who have not endured the cleansing rigours of a harsh education, few who do not still consult the Slide Rule, feel the birch, or apply The Left-Hand Screw Principle […]

LAST CALL FOR THE LOYAL

Wednesday, October 25th, 2006

Winter draws in, both for the loyal and the heretic, yet there are those among us, the naysayers, the gullible, the downright suggestible that would have us believe we are currently undergoing an atmospheric shift.
We must, they claim, be wary of leaving running taps and disposing of refuse in whatever way we see fit, […]

CARDIACS CONCERT ALERT!

Tuesday, August 1st, 2006

There now follows an announcement from THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN CARDIACS PLAY LONDON ASTORIA FRIDAY NOVEMBER 10TH 2006 WITH EXTRA EXTRA SPECIAL SUPPORT GUESTS!!! Recently THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN asked YOU for your opinions regarding your favourite group’s decision to forgo all live performances until new recordings are completed. Despite the recording commitments that have been […]

Tim Smith On Tour

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006

There now follows an announcement from THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN. In the interest of putting a public face on more covert, esoteric "backdoor" activities, it has been decided that TIM SMITH, member of Cardiacs and loyal representative of THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN, is to tour with Ginger from The Wildhearts new band GINGER AND THE SONIC […]

Saturday, February 25th, 2006

THERE NOW FOLLOWS AN ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN. NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS  With respect THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN.

TICKETS SOLD OUT

Monday, December 12th, 2005

THERE NOW FOLLOWS AN ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN. ALL TICKETS FOR THE CARDIACS SECRET GIGS HAVE BEEN SOLD.  With respect THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN.

Tickets on sale now!

Sunday, December 11th, 2005

THERE NOW FOLLOWS AN ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN. Please be advised that tickets for Cardiacs Special SECRET Concerts are on sale NOW! Cardiacs will be playing a different set on each night. 1st night 21st December 2005 - Vol I of "The Special Garage Concerts"2nd night 22nd December 2005 - Vol II of "The Special Garage […]