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EVIDENCE

mary — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 23:00:09 +0000

There now follows an announcement from THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN

In order to keep YOUR FAVOURITE GROUP alert, THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN wish to announce that, by way of punishment, CARDIACS do not have the faintest idea exactly which songs they will be performing from night to night on the approaching 2007 TOUR.
Read on, and in doing so ‘get wise’ to an opportunity for YOU to view recently filmed activity of CARDIACS hard at work.

The Seasons are changing and after an IMPOVERISHED EXCUSE for a summer, winter once again draws in.
The everyday feeble-minds trudge gloomily on, cursing THE EARTH’s inevitable ‘rotation-cycle’, finding sorrow in every turn, misery in every opportunity.
DANK DISPLEASURE IN EVERY WELL-MEANING GLANCE.

Not YOU.

YOU carry a kernel of hope in YOUR BEAUTIFUL HEART.
YOU light the way for those stricken by THE BLEAK HOURS.
YOU hold forth, gushing the florid syllables of the condemned man ‘let-off’ at the eleventh hour.
YOU bring cheer.
"COLD HANDS - WARM HEART".
YOU bring love.
So, then, as the forthcoming CARDIACS tour draws ever closer, THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN has deemed it both appropriate and urgent that the following matters be absorbed for the best part of a day for the benefit of YOUR wellbeing.
What is this so called phenomenon ‘they’ refer to as DEATH?
What if the particular death YOU die is not even DEATH?
Is death not merely an idea, albeit a fairly interesting one? An overrated construct at best, yet the rantings of those struck by religion, those devoid of it and the generally unhinged.
Is it that YOU are RISEN APES, looking forward to a gloomy eternity in the soil, YOUR atoms dispersed and YOUR miserable thoughts eaten up by tree-roots and tendrils?
Perhaps YOU feel that you are FALLEN ANGELS and can expect to fly THE CHRIST back up ‘there’ once you have lived out YOUR pathetic drudge through this vale of tears.
There are those out there, dwellers of stranger echelons than these, that perceive this whole existence as merely an hallucination. A shoddy scenario made all up in the brain of a sorry underachiever, bereft of any real imagination.
Where then does that leave CARDIACS?
Are Cardiacs really the best that this failure of a deity can invent out of HIS CELESTIAL MIND-BANK?
Are you sure that it is not YOU who are this failure of a deity?
THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN are aware that these thoughts will lead to the quickening of the heart rate, the sweating of the palms.

Take comfort, then, that THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN has generously taken matters in hand.
The first rule of any wisdom, it would seem, is to TURN EVENTS TO ONE’S OWN ADVANTAGE.
Recently CARDIACS have been put through their paces, owing to ‘a certain entertainment’ falling conveniently into the hands of THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN.
The entertainment has presented itself in the form of an ‘incriminating’ film… EVIDENCE.

Using under-handed deceit and ABSOLUTE BLACKMAIL to benefit YOU, THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN has ‘persuaded’ CARDIACS to increase their workload.
You were previously informed that CARDIACS will not be performing exactly the same set every night on this tour.
In keeping with our reputation as The Modest Concern, THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN can announce that the previous ‘teaser’ contains more body to it than YOU may have thought or, indeed, expected.

As a result of THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN’s stern words, and of direct benefit to YOU, CARDIACS have completely ‘over-shot’, foolishly ‘learning’ far more songs than was actually required. CARDIACS, therefore, must now perform a different variety of tunes over the duration of the tour. This will be a positive boon to all those in The Loyal who WILL insist on attending repeat performances.

YOU may not experience a repeat repertoire.

What treasures may this revolting trove contain?

THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN can reveal that material is being TACKLED from EVERY ERA OF THE GROUP’S GLORIOUS HISTORY.
CARDIACS will be performing this gargantuan task in an attempt to suppress the EVIDENCE.
THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN, or if YOU like, The Futuristic Concern, has sourced means to make this evidence available for YOU to view, through a, shall we say, ‘very popular internet site’.
A site already replete with unauthorized ‘footage’ of YOUR favourite group.
THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN feels the time has come to ‘blow the lid’ on CARDIACS’ WHOLE SORRY VENTURE.

The whole ‘lid-blowing’ exercise will be available for YOU to purchase before YOU are in the ground.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxhuQWKwbqY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AC8Z9uGe0A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5QYijFfOaQ

With Respect

THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN

CARDIACS ON TOUR NOVEMBER 2007

MON 12 BRIGHTON THE OLD MARKET 01273 736222
11a Upper Market Street, Hove BN3 1AS

TUE 13 OXFORD ZODIAC 0870 771 2000
190 Cowley Road, Oxford, OX4 4AD

WED 14 BRISTOL THEKLA SOCIAL 0871 310 0000
East Mud Dock, the Grove, Bristol BS1 4RB

THU 15 NOTTINGHAM RESCUE ROOMS 0871 3100 000
Masonic Place, Goldsmith Street, Nottingham, NG1 5GG

FRI 16 LONDON ASTORIA 0870 060 3777
157 Charing Cross Rd, London WC2H 0EN
www.meanfiddler.com

MON 19 SHEFFIELD BOARDWALK 0871 230 1095
Snig Hill, Sheffield, S3 8NA
www.theboardwalklive.co.uk/

TUE 20 STOKE ON TRENT THE SUGARMILL 01782 206000
Brunswick Street, Hanley, Stoke-on-Trent, ST1 1DR
www.thesugarmill.co.uk/tickets.php

WED 21 MANCHESTER ACADEMY 3 0161 832 1111
MANCHESTER UNIVERSITY UNION, OXFORD ROAD,
MANCHESTER M13 9PR
www.ticketline.co.uk
www.manchesteracademy.net/

THU 22 PORTSMOUTH WEDGEWOOD ROOMS 023 9286 3911
147B, Albert Road, Southsea, PO4 0JW
www.wedgewood-rooms.co.uk/

FRI 23 CARDIFF CLWB IFOR BACH 02920 232199
11 Womanby Street, Cardiff, CF10 1BR
Ticketweb
Tickets will also be available in Spillers Records Cardiff - 02920 224905
Diverse Music Newport - 01633 259661

SAT NOV 24 LEEDS The Woodhouse Liberal Club
Woodhouse Street, Hyde Park, Leeds, LS6 2PY
www.seetickets.com

NOVEMBER TOUR 2007

mary — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 10:50:27 +0000

THERE NOW FOLLOWS AN ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN

In the interest of keeping ‘idle talk’ to a minimum THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN feels the time is RIGHT to officially announce the support acts for Cardiacs forthcoming tour.

THE GOD DAMN WHORES will be opening proceedings.

Anyone who witnessed the CRUSHING ASSAULT and frequent use of ‘blue language’ that ex-Cardiac Jon Poole’s ‘team’ trumped up at last year’s London Astoria concert will testify that this group (fronted by redoubtable colleague of THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN, Jon Poole) must not and WILL NOT be missed.

The God Damn Whores album, ‘We Are The Lucky Thirteen’ is widely available on Round Records and suggested listening.

The God Damn Whores feature…
Jon Poole (ex- Cardiacs/The Wildhearts)
Chris Catalyst (Sisters of Mercy/The Scaramanga Six/Antiproduct)
Jase Edwards (Ginger and the Sonic Circus/ ex-Wolfsbane)
Denzil (Ginger)

Following The God Damn Whores, yet INVISIBLE to the HUMAN EYE is THE GASMAN.

The Gasman invents and performs beautiful music to help YOU ‘fast-track’ the lonely time between ‘The Whores’ and your beloved Cardiacs. His ‘Sonic Auto Slumber’ will set off a time bomb in your soul that only the most mean-spirited would refuse to detonate.

Will YOU accept the detonation?

The Gasman’s recorded output is legion. His many recordings are available on labels such as Warp, Planet Mu and Sublight Records.

Recordings and merchandise for both support acts will be available at the concerts.

Both acts were requested specifically at Cardiacs and THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN’s behest. Make your early attendance a PRIORITY.

Regarding Cardiacs, and a gentle word in YOUR ear from THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN:

Cardiacs will NOT be performing exactly the same set on every night of the forthcoming tour.

What that might mean is of no concern to you.

YOU, as ever, are STRONGLY ADVISED to buy YOUR tickets in advance.

As YOU will be aware, there are “those out there” involved in booking Cardiacs concerts, hungry for a “quick buck”, that overtly doubt YOUR loyalty to YOUR favorite group. Naysayers in the so called “music business" that would have YOUR FAVORITE GROUP banished from their dank halls if they can’t have their filthy lucre NOW! NOW! NOW!

While THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN would normally suggest you ignore these TORMENTORS, in this case we must demand that YOU bite that ‘rusty bullet’ and placate their weak, palsied hearts and buy your tickets IN ADVANCE.

Disappointment looms for the ’slack hearted’ confident of swanning in ticket less, YOUR entry may prove difficult.

While this forthcoming Cardiacs tour will find YOUR beloved Cardiacs enjoying many of the beautiful enclaves of this Mainland Britain, Cardiacs will NOT be performing in Scotland.

Word has been received by THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN of disquiet ‘North of The Border’ regarding Cardiacs paucity of shows in that region.
THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN wish to make it clear that little or no offence is intended. Cardiacs will only play venues they are booked to perform at.
THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN feel it would be both wasteful and folly for Cardiacs to attempt to perform at a venue they had not been booked to perform at.
It might even be illegal.

YOU may wish to jot the following text into your diary, a helpful shorthand note, abbreviated for YOU with kindness by THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN.

"CARDIACS CONCERT.
Support- The God Damn Whores and The Gasman.
Get there early to see them.
Buy ticket NOW”

CARDIACS.
outstaying their welcome since 1977

With respect,
THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN

NEW SINGLE

mary — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 10:09:38 +0000

THERE NOW FOLLOWS AN ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN

Matlock, Derbyshire houses Richard Arkwright’s first mill.

Many would have you believe that Arkwright, the inventor of the ‘Spinning Frame’ (allegedly re-named ‘the water frame’) was the catalyst of the so-called industrial revolution. Look right out of YOUR window. Can you see the sorry mess that has been left in its wake? Look again. That selfsame mill is now a shopping centre. This is called CAUSE AND EFFECT.

THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN knows that YOU care very little for history, acknowledges that with YOUR generation it’s all "I’ll watch the re-run", that if YOU and YOUR untidy peer group cannot have IMMEDIATE results then to Hell with this ‘Ditzy Scene’ and all who associate with she.

Why don’t YOU try sending the following construct to HELL and see where it gets you.

CAUSE:
In a recent communiqué THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN warned, "Follow THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN’s suggestion and these shows are just the beginning. Interfere, and YOU will be punished in ways YOU can not imagine”.

YOUR behavior changed, CARDIACS were allowed to pursue their ‘activities’ and THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN can announce a happy effect.

EFFECT:
Cardiacs new single ‘Ditzy Scene’
Released on Org Records Nov 5th 2007
Ordering details from www.organart.com

Order this NOW to avoid the trauma of having to buy an overpriced copy from a disreputable ‘entrepreneur’ a few months ‘down the line’.

Or would YOU rather see this opportunity in Hell?

CARDIACS.
taking a bad idea and running with it since 1977

with respect

THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN

CARDIACS ON TOUR NOV 2007

mary — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 11:06:51 +0000

The loyal… the faithful… the trustful.

YOU are all of these things.
Once was a time when THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN was A FIRM HAND, A GUIDE,
A FRIEND if you will.
THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN feel it’s flock has grown into responsible pillars, and is
proud of its hard work.
And YOURS.
What of the so-called newcomers, the be-daubed and be-knackered pillars?
The pillars that need attention.
Let us leave a FIRM HAND aside, and consider a STERN WARNING instead.
DO NOT clothe yourselves in the tawdry fashions of the BACKSEAT DRIVER.
MAKE NOT suggestions into the workings of Cardiacs cogs.
STEER NOT the ship.
No, YOU were NOT invited aboard, yet were made welcome anyway.
In return for YOUR kindness YOU will be given the rewards YOU so desperately crave.
As a generous token of our newfound ‘agreement’, how does this ‘grab’ YOU?

CARDIACS ON TOUR NOVEMBER 2007

MON 12 BRIGHTON THE OLD MARKET 01273 736222
11a Upper Market Street, Hove BN3 1AS

TUE 13 OXFORD ZODIAC 0870 771 2000
190 Cowley Road, Oxford, OX4 4AD

WED 14 BRISTOL THEKLA SOCIAL 0871 310 0000
East Mud Dock, the Grove, Bristol BS1 4RB

THU 15 NOTTINGHAM RESCUE ROOMS 0871 3100 000
Masonic Place, Goldsmith Street, Nottingham, NG1 5GG

FRI 16 LONDON ASTORIA 0870 060 3777
157 Charing Cross Rd, London WC2H 0EN
www.meanfiddler.com

MON 19 SHEFFIELD BOARDWALK 0871 230 1095
Snig Hill, Sheffield, S3 8NA
www.theboardwalklive.co.uk/

TUE 20 STOKE ON TRENT THE SUGARMILL 01782 206000
Brunswick Street, Hanley, Stoke-on-Trent, ST1 1DR
www.thesugarmill.co.uk/tickets.php

WED 21 MANCHESTER ACADEMY 3 0161 832 1111
MANCHESTER UNIVERSITY UNION, OXFORD ROAD,
MANCHESTER M13 9PR
www.ticketline.co.uk
www.manchesteracademy.net/

THU 22 PORTSMOUTH WEDGEWOOD ROOMS 023 9286 3911
147B, Albert Road, Southsea, PO4 0JW
www.wedgewood-rooms.co.uk/

FRI 23 CARDIFF CLWB IFOR BACH 02920 232199
11 Womanby Street, Cardiff, CF10 1BR
http://www.ticketweb.co.uk/user/?region=gb_wales&query=schedule&venue=clwb&next=230314
Tickets will also be available in Spillers Records Cardiff - 02920 224905
Diverse Music Newport - 01633 259661

SAT NOV 24 LEEDS The Woodhouse Liberal Club
Woodhouse Street
Hyde Park
Leeds
LS6 2PY

www.seetickets.com

Follow THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN’s suggestion and these shows are just the beginning.
Interfere, and YOU will be punished in ways YOU can not imagine.
Vile ways.

With respect

THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN

LIVE RADIO SESSION

mary — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 12:02:24 +0000

There now follows an announcement from THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN

A guarantee is a binding agreement, a warrant that something WILL happen. How, then, to guarantee one’s safety, one’s future, one’s EYES?
THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN knows YOU expect too much.
Have YOU ever wondered why it is Cardiacs withhold their blazing joys?
Stow tight their luminescent hue?
It is YOUR fault.
ALL your faults.
Like a single insistent child, hewn into many. Amassed, "I want, I want".

THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN has heard you many times.

In the interests of fair-play THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN maintains that with all ‘dressing downs’ comes THE SWEETENER.

THE SWEETENER will be on offer to the Faithful and the Unfaithful.

The Loyal and the Disloyal.

It will be received, gratefully, on June 28th 2007.

Details on THE SWEETENER;

Cardiacs will play the songs YOU love live in session on
MARC RILEY’S ROCKET SCIENCE RADIO SHOW on BBC 6 MUSIC from 7pm.
Thursday 28th June 2007.

YOU will stand by YOUR radio.
YOU will press up YOUR vile ear to the tinny-sounding speaker.
YOUR heart will erupt and YOUR guts will swirl.
Like the angry sea, like all biblical storm.
YOUR big eyes might POP OUT OF YOUR HEAD.

THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN guarantees this.

With respect
THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN.

SHOW TIMES

mary — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 14:27:42 +0000

THERE NOW FOLLOWS AN ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN.

Cardiacs London Astoria Theatre 10 November 2006.

The shows will start early.

There are few among us who have not endured the cleansing rigours of a harsh education, few who do not still consult the Slide Rule, feel the birch, or apply The Left-Hand Screw Principle to the hum-drum tasks that this ‘Life-challenge’ hurls at us.

Lucky are we, safe in the comforts of OUR learnings, yet there are those in stranger echelons who see fit to conduct their business selfishly, for whom personal gain is a Guiding Principle.

Through their deviant proclivities, certain “parties” have been eager to prove “Two into One WILL Go”. Certain “organisations” seem a little too happy to Have Their Cake and Eat It.

THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN customarily avoids such Greedy-mouths all covered in sickly crumbs and in keeping with our reputation as the caring concern seeks only to trade with those parties that we have deemed to be most beneficial to YOU.

It has come to our attention, sadly, that a certain organisation, which is soon to be smashed-up, destroyed and reduced to ash, has enforced its self-seeking procedure upon OUR annual celebration.

Sheepishly, THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN must insist that YOU are in attendance to experience The Goddamn Whores, who will begin their performance at the “well-mannered” time of 7pm.

Ashen-faced, THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN must announce the grave news that The Astoria Theatre will open its doors at 6:45pm this Friday.

Short shrift for Jon Poole and company who, as a loyal representative of THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN for many years, deserves better.

Short shrift, indeed, for YOU.

THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN is only too aware that our Loyal are made up of hardworking toilers, who must adhere to the tedious hours of “The Working Day”.
Bear in mind, then, under the draconian measures put into place by “a certain organisation” Cardiacs will be taking to the stage absolutely NO LATER than 8.20pm maybe even earlier.

The reward for your patience? Flunkeys from “a certain organisation” will aggressively herd you into the street upon completion of Cardiacs set, allowing some of God’s more delicate creations to hoof about to “ironic” music.

We, THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN, will try our best to get things running a little later but you have been warned.

With respect

THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN

LAST CALL FOR THE LOYAL

mary — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 11:41:30 +0000

Winter draws in, both for the loyal and the heretic, yet there are those among us, the naysayers, the gullible, the downright suggestible that would have us believe we are currently undergoing an atmospheric shift.

We must, they claim, be wary of leaving running taps and disposing of refuse in whatever way we see fit, lest we find all our seasons smashed into one blazing “un-season”, lest our greens are scorched into ochre’s and our chilblains are consigned to the same foggy hold that houses both Bakelite and dodo.

THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN refutes this idle tommyrot and insists that by November only a fool would parade the outside still clad in his summer garment.

So, the frigid gloom descends once more and with it the sense of another year drawing to its fruitless close. Yet there are those among the loyal for whom this maudlin ghost wraps not his icy fingers about their throats with its deathgrip too tight.

Their secret? They have wisely purchased their entry tickets to see CARDIACS at the Astoria Theatre on November the 10th in advance.

Disappointment looms only too heavily for our less prudent brood, foolhardily expecting their passage from the cold streets of Charing Cross into the warm glow in the presence of their favourite group to be an easy one.

THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN can make no promise as to the availability of tickets to this event in the few days preceding it, and as always YOU are strongly advised to purchase tickets in advance.

With this warning comes resolve, (our little sweetener).

By attending early YOU will witness The Goddamn Whores, the new outfit put together by Jon Poole, featuring the glorious talents of this mighty ex-Cardiac and redoubtable colleagues Ginger and Jase Edwards of The Wildhearts and Wolfsbane repute, respectively.

Cardiacs, bending to the will of YOU, the loyal, will be performing songs that YOU requested.

Your attendance is a given.

Their mighty lungs blare out all the beauty in this world, their eyes betray sorrow, and their hands are wrought with sickness. The Girls batter YOUR heartbeat into their big bass drums.

YOU will not falter this year.

CARDIACS CONCERT ALERT!

mary — Tue, 01 Aug 2006 11:20:02 +0000

There now follows an announcement from THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN

CARDIACS PLAY LONDON ASTORIA FRIDAY NOVEMBER 10TH 2006
WITH EXTRA EXTRA SPECIAL SUPPORT GUESTS!!!

Recently THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN asked YOU for your opinions regarding your favourite group’s decision to forgo all live performances until new recordings are completed.
Despite the recording commitments that have been imposed upon them, Cardiacs were so overwhelmed by your response to their pathetic conundrum that they begged to
change the course of fate.
Never wanting to bite the hand that feeds, and in showing respect and loyalty to YOU, THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN have deemed it appropriate at this time to announce the unflinching truth that Cardiacs WILL play in London in November.
Your letters have proved just the tonic the band needed after the recent spate of Biblical Woe rained upon them, courtesy of The Vengeful Concern.

No one likes a show off, but “someone” or perhaps “someones” have been getting rather
big for their boots.

The matter has been looked into and corrected.

The concert will NOT impede Cardiacs recording obligations.

A tally has been made of the songs YOU would like Cardiacs to perform.
In the spirit of fair play, and in what THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN see
as a BINDING OBLIGATION this tally has been passed onto the band themselves
in an envelope marked ‘SURLY EVIDENCE’.

EXCELLENT NEWS!

Cardiacs will be supported by very special guests THE GODDAMN WHORES.

Despite their ‘blue’ moniker, THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN can reveal the THE GODDAMN WHORES are Random Jon Poole’s astonishing new group.
Jon, who used to play guitar in Cardiacs and is currently in The Wildhearts, will be joined on stage by Ginger (out of The Wildhearts) and Dean Pearson (out of The Flowers of Evil).
Other star musicians in Jon’s band are yet to be announced.

This concert will be a good thing to attend.

As always, YOU will do well to buy tickets early.

Box office      0870 060 3777
Online sales   www.meanfiddler.com
Online sales   www.seetickets.com

With respect

THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN

Tim Smith On Tour

Internet Dept. — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 16:34:22 +0000

There now follows an announcement from THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN.

In the interest of putting a public face on more covert, esoteric "backdoor" activities, it has been decided that TIM SMITH, member of Cardiacs and loyal representative of THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN, is to tour with Ginger from The Wildhearts new band GINGER AND THE SONIC CIRCUS.

Tim Smith will be the opening act of what we believe to be a "Rock Extravaganza".
He will be joined onstage by two members from the main act, Ginger himself and Jon Poole* (also from The Wildhearts and formerly Cardiacs).

Tim Smith will be performing "acoustic" versions of your favourite Cardiacs tunes with nothing to keep himself or companions in time but a Big Bass Drum**

Tim Smith’s solo-with-friends "skit" will be followed by freaks hurting themselves with nails and pins.

The main act, GINGER AND THE SONIC CIRCUS, will follow these abominations.

*Because Jon Poole believes he is no longer under the jurisdiction of THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN his deportment and attire cannot be vouched for in advance.

** In keeping with our enviable reputation as The Scientific Concern a disclaimer must be added as thus:
The size of the bass drum is relative.

FOR FULL VENUE DETAILS AND HOW TO BOOK TICKETS ETC GO HERE…
http://www.gingerandthesoniccircus.com/live.php

23rd March 2006
Ginger and the Sonic Circus
Glasgow Cathouse
Venue website: www.cathouseglasgow.co.uk
Doors 7pm, tickets £12.50 + booking fee

24th March 2006
Ginger and the Sonic Circus
Bradford Rio’s
Venue website: www.bradfordrio.com
Doors 7pm, tickets £12.50 + booking fee

25th March 2006
Ginger and the Sonic Circus
Newcastle Legends
Venue address: 77 Grey Street, Newcastle-upon-Tyne, NE1 6EF
Tickets £12.50 + booking fee

26th March 2006
Ginger and the Sonic Circus
Wolverhampton Wulfrun Hall
Venue website: www.wolvescivic.co.uk
Doors 7pm, tickets £12.50 + booking fee

27th March 2006
Ginger and the Sonic Circus
Nottingham Rock City
Venue website: www.rock-city.co.uk
Doors 7.30pm, age 14+, tickets £12.50 + booking fee

28th March 2006
Ginger and the Sonic Circus
Liverpool Academy
Venue website: www.liverpool-academy.co.uk
Doors 7pm, tickets £12.50 + booking fee

29th March 2006
Ginger and the Sonic Circus
London Islington Academy
Venue website: www.islington-academy.co.uk
Doors 7pm, tickets £14.50 + booking fee

Internet Dept. — Sat, 25 Feb 2006 19:02:42 +0000

THERE NOW FOLLOWS AN ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN.

NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS

With respect

THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN.