All work and no play make’s Tom a dull boy!

Wise words indeed and it would unfortunately seem only too true.
Rumours have reached the all-hearing ears of THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN regarding our perception amongst the faithful as both STERN and BEREFT OF HUMOUR.

It is with this in mind that it has been deemed appropriate that perhaps an insight into the lighter side of our organisation was generously made available.

We therefore have decided to release these genuinely heart warming and carefully edited extracts from our very own ‘in house’ bi annual publication ‘Home of Fadeless Splendour’ until now only available to bona-fide representatives of THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN and their staff.

Needless to say the snippets of these hitherto very personal and PRIVATE experiences are to be treated reverently and in the spirit in which they are so generously given and are NOT to be bandied about willy-nilly amongst the gossipmongers of the less enlightened, contravention of this gentlemanly agreement will be dealt with in the harshest of terms.