YOUR VEXED QUESTIONS ANSWERED
THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN has oft been asked to clarify your VEXED QUESTIONS with regard to trivial matters regarding our trusted wards, Cardiacs.
Of course being proud of our reputation as THE CARING CONCERN we have in the past grudgingly found it hard to resist complying with your tiresome requests for knowledge even though it would seem all too apparent to even the slowest witted of you that we have far more pressing and valuable uses for our time.
It is with this dilemma in mind and in order to satisfy this seemingly insatiable lust for information that THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN have generously deemed it appropriate at this time to allow CARDIACS themselves to answer any and all your questions, subject to our approval and their suitability for public deportment, in this following section.
THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN will use our fullest powers of persuasion to ensure regular updates to this page, but as is the norm, no guarantees are implied or are indeed necessary.
(you will scroll down to find some answers to your vexed questions)